laugh it up, fuzzball
I wrote this on the wall of a Harvard grad crush of mine, who has sold out his soul to work in consulting/crush the proletariat:
And we bantered in this Blackberry exchange, where we laughed about the fact that my middle name "Gold" snagged me an invite to the Jewish Libertarian facebook group (mind you, I'm as goy as they come):
Me: But you see, we should pretend I'm Jewish, just because Jewish/Muslim sex sounds like a great concept for a porno flick. Am I right or what?
Him:Yes but then that would defeat the whole purpose of civilization wars. Would you really want to put an end to modern religious warfare? Think about all those soldiers who need to feed their families!
Me: I'll be your Samuel P. Huntington and clash with YOUR civilization, baby.
I just crack myself up sometimes. Now I know what my $40,000 a year Ivy League education is paying for: witty one-liners with hot post-colonial boys.
quote of the day
"I am sick of the opposition trying to make me choose between being sexual and serious; and I am sick of being split the same way by victim feminism. I want to be a serious thinker and not have to hide the fact that I have breasts; I want female sexuality to accompany, rather than undermine, female political power."
-Naomi Wolf"
