laugh it up, fuzzball
I wrote this on the wall of a Harvard grad crush of mine, who has sold out his soul to work in consulting/crush the proletariat:
And we bantered in this Blackberry exchange, where we laughed about the fact that my middle name "Gold" snagged me an invite to the Jewish Libertarian facebook group (mind you, I'm as goy as they come):
Me: But you see, we should pretend I'm Jewish, just because Jewish/Muslim sex sounds like a great concept for a porno flick. Am I right or what?
Him:Yes but then that would defeat the whole purpose of civilization wars. Would you really want to put an end to modern religious warfare? Think about all those soldiers who need to feed their families!
Me: I'll be your Samuel P. Huntington and clash with YOUR civilization, baby.
I just crack myself up sometimes. Now I know what my $40,000 a year Ivy League education is paying for: witty one-liners with hot post-colonial boys.
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Anne Elizabeth, Oct 14, 12:51:
Oh Jess, how I wish modern religious warfare would end…
I hate the death and the hate and the rhetoric that to me speaks nothing of a loving god—no matter what your religion is…
Sincerely,
Anne Elizabeth
p.s. you make an adorable looking ‘corporate whore’ !!!
The aforementionned Harvard grad, Oct 14, 16:28:
you crack me up too.
I am not THAT postcolonial though…I mean, sure, I have a driver, a maid, a swimming pool and I speak English + French better than my native language…but still…
I will colonize YOU, babe.