the internet is crazy, and some quickies

So, uh, it looks like my uber-professional “commentary” about naked parties at Penn isn’t dying anytime soon.

CBS picked up the story, and I’ve been deluged with hits from people discussing it on Fark.com and (not very flatteringly) on Crewcial. Hey, folks! I promise my life does not consist in chugging kegs and running around sans underclothes with frat boys. Really.

Someone at Fark uploaded this picture. The caption kills me:


nekkiduy7

Hey, anything for publicity, right?

In the meantime, check out these Valentine’s Day quickies: