steven spielberg's clone descendant will probably use this for a time machine remake
The year 3000: Paris Hilton, an Eloi, and Perez Hilton, a Morlock? I'm snarkily speculating after reading this laughably specious Ananova report:
"Men's willies will be bigger and women's boobs will be more pert - by the year 3000.
New research predicts some humans will be 6½ft tall, have coffee-coloured skin and live for 120 years.
The predictions appear in a new report by evolution theorist Dr Oliver Curry, of the Darwin@LSE Research Centre at the London School Of Economics. He spent two months investigating the ascent and descent of man over the next 100 millennia.
He found that social division might split humans into two sub-species of giants and goblins, reports The Sun."
H.G. Wells is probably rolling in his grave. But then again, the Sun? Puh-leaze. They consider Jen Aniston's supposed boob job front page news.
Ananova also reports that a 14 year old girl was supposedly pulled out of class by Secret Service agents yesterday for writing "anti-Bush material" on her Myspace. For those of you who called Keith Olbermann's "no more habeas corpus" prognostications beyond the realm of reality, here's your wakeup call.
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